Thursday, November 13, 2008

A Street Bee Tale #12

hIgh sChool mUsical 2

iT's not often that i Come accross a movie i Truly dislike. nOr do i normally find myself tuned into dIsney cHannel movies, yet as i Sat with my girlfriend some months ago i Came to the awful conclusion that both were occurring. hEre is how HSM3 was created: a group of excutives from dIsney cHannel sat around a table drinking coffee and grunting. tHey asked their annilists what kids like these days. tHey came up with HSM1 and the world hasn't been the same. nOw with the coming of number 2 and 3 things have gotten horribly worse. nOt only has our economy gone down the drain but world relations have continued to worsen. tHere is no doubt in my mind that the music written was transposed by humans but actually written by the devil or some lesser evil thing. tO top off the level of musical quality the dIsney execs deciced to half-ass the money put into recording thus providing the viewer with horribly recorded horrible tunes. tHe acting is amazing minus the "amazing" and i'M embarrised to be human when i Here HSM1, HSM2, and HSM3 comments. aNything being said. eVen bad things make me throw up since the mere idea that humanity hasn't anniliated these movies terrifies me. i'M even throwing up right now. mY keyboard is gonna have to be disinfected. oH well. bAd movie, tastless plot, pretty faces. tHats all you need to catch the heart of millions of girls from 5-18.

3 comments:

Catherine Robb said...

amen.

Avery said...

i agree with your post bstreets

Kraus said...

i like your passion b streets never stop fighting

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